the man

super powers

• able to get out of doing the dishes without breaking a sweat
• can fall asleep with an action flick blaring
• eats peanut butter and mayonaise sandwiches _ without hurling
• gets up before 4a and in a GOOD mood
• eats whatever he wants and never puts on weight
• buy a complete office wardrobe for less then $25.00 - jacket included
• can put more hours in at work than a NORMAL human bean
• never throws anything away

that's our family superhero "the man"